Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Say it ain't so

The LameStream Media outlet known as ABC News, which differs from other LSM outlets only in name, reported yesterday that Iran has been shipping improved explosive devices capable of defeating the body armor employed by US soldiers to the insurgents in Iraq. Holy cow! How can that be? John the Jackass Murtha told us that Iraq’s was an internal struggle between Sunni and Shia. Therefore Iran, which even Jack the a$$ Murtha would have to agree is external to Iraq, could not possibly be shipping IEDs into Iraq. That would make Jack the a$$ an uniformed dolt – but saying that any politician is a dolt is a bit redundant.

Even Richard Clarke seems better informed than Jack the a$$ Murtha. Clarke reports for ABC, "I think the evidence is strong that the Iranian government is making these IEDs, and the Iranian government is sending them across the border and they are killing U.S. troops once they get there. I think it's very hard to escape the conclusion that, in all probability, the Iranian government is knowingly killing U.S. troops."

So what to do? Well we could bomb the hell out of Iran. Let’s face the fact, because of their nuclear ambitions, their vow to use them on Israel and their lunatic president, it’s only a matter of time before that becomes necessary irrespective of their interference in Iraq. Or we could take the Jack the a$$ Murtha approach, put on our blinders, pretend that all the troubles in Iraq are internal and that al Qaeda, Iran and Syria are really hoping for US success in our Iraqi democracy project.

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