Friday, July 18, 2008

Jackson and the "n" word

Jesse Jackson is in trouble for using the “n” word. Jackson must have slipped up and called someone niggardly. Because he’s a liberal, we know he’d never be so hypocritical as to drop the real, the big, the nuclear “n” word on anyone. I mean that’d be like AlGore owning a 24,000 sq ft home, a fleet of SUVs, buying carbon off-sets from himself, while he jetted to and fro telling the rest of us to conserve.

Jackson called for a boycott of Seinfeld DVDs after Kramer melted down at a comedy club and called several of the patrons the “n” word without the d-l-y, so he surely wouldn’t use the word himself. He must have called blacks niggardly for using their money to buy gas instead of supporting the Rainbow coalition more wholeheartedly.

On the view Woopie Goldberg made the Hasselbeck gal cry because Woopie said it was OK for blacks to call other blacks niggardly but not OK for white public officials to use the word to describe a miserly black mayor. Besides, Woopie explained, it so much easier to rhyme niggardly than it is African-American in all of those inspiring and uplifting rap tunes. The only word easier to rhyme in a rap song is the real “n” word – but nobody would do that.

Well one thing we know for sure is that B-HO is not niggardly. He’s willing to spend your money on just about anything and everything. A trillion dollars in new “benefit” spending, where’s the money going to come from B-HO? Oh yeah tax the rich and a wind fall tax on gas profits. What happens when the rich, like Teddy Kennedy, put their money off shore and the gas companies withhold supply rather than take a loss?

Another good reason to vote for John McCain is that, whatever his other faults, he’ll be a bit more niggardly with taxpayer money.

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