Wednesday, January 07, 2009

All you need to know today is...

Warning: My two pointer fingers are flying across the keyboard this morning. You’re going to have to read fast to keep up.

Israeli Vs. Hamas

What is all of this MSM BS talk of proportionality? OK Catholic “just war doctrine” does go into proportionality in the sense that weaponry should be proportional (OK no nukes) and friendly combatants must be held at some risk. In other words I can’t use War of the Worlds weapons guided from the comfort of my living room to destroy my caveman adversary. That isn’t happening in Israel.

What the MSM’s real complaint is that Hamas is run and supported by a bunch of incompetent boobs. Hamas launches 100 missiles into Israel and manages to kill 3 people – a baby, its mother and a little girl skipping rope in the front yard. Israel drops one bomb and kills 35 Hamas scumbags. Then, it’s as if to make it fair, the MSM seems to want more Israelis to be killed. Israel does the world a favor by forcing over 500 Hamas terrorists to assume room temperature while losing less than 10 of its own and to be proportional, the world wants more Israelis killed.

Think of it as your first chess game with an adult. No one was standing in the corner saying, “Hey Mr. your disproportional and systematic destruction of that kid’s chess pieces isn’t fair. You need to put your queen at risk to even things up here.” The Israeli Hamas conflict is essentially the same – it’s played on the same ground using the same force. The Israelis are just much much better at it.

Hey here’s a news flash for the MSM, war ain’t T-ball. Not every kid gets a trophy. The games don’t all end in a tie. Besides why should anyone worry about this? On 20 Jan, after the Obama inauguration, the two sides will be so filled with hope-n-change that they will lay down their weapons hug it out and live in perpetual peace.

Burris Vs Reid

As if we needed any more proof that Scrawny Harry the crooked land baron Reid is a worthless bag of excrement, the Scrawny one refused to seat Roland Burris to his rightful senate seat yesterday. This is another bit of evidence that a Libs natural state is to be PO’d about something. I care as much about this as I do about the NY senate seat. Short of a special election, it ain’t going to be a conservative or even a Republican. So why do we have to go down this road of looking like a third word country? The only thing missing was a brawl on the floor between Burris supporters and Scrawny’s supporters.

Franken Vs. Fair elections

Oh and speaking of third world politics, how about the MN recount? I think Lex called this one the day MN started the recount. Words to the effect that, “They will count votes for as long as it takes for Franken to get one vote ahead. Then they will stop and declare that the people have spoken.” This recount has more irregularities than a Big Lots store. We need Jimmy Carter and the UN to monitor MN elections.

Panetta Vs. the CIA

Who knows? Sure Panetta doesn’t’ know the first thing about Intell ops, but why should that matter when we’re engaged in a life and death struggle for survival with Islamo-Terror-Fascists? Sure Panetta was so obtuse that as President Clinton’s Chief of Staff he was unaware of the president’s dalliances with an intern – talk about an intelligence failure. Why should any of that matter? The CIA will be unnecessary after 20 Jan when world embraces hope-n-change and the citizens of the world all join hands to reject the world’s arbitrary borders, begin to spread the wealth around and fight global warming.

Gupta Vs. Surgery

This really is a “who gives a sh!+?” This guy doesn’t really do any surgery. It might as well be this guy, Dr. Phil, Dr. House or any one of the Dr.s from General Hospital. When the “Surgeon” General becomes responsible for actually performing surgery on the president and his cabinet, I’ll start to give a crap. The only thing that puzzles me a bit about this is wouldn’t Gupta be better as FBI Director?

OK you are completely caught up on the proper views of the world for today, go forth and spread these insights among the population that Conservatism may rise from the ashes.

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