Thursday, January 22, 2009

Finally! Hope-n-change a jihadi can believe in

Well I guess if you’re a jihadi you’re feeling all of that hope-n-change today. Obama’s first act as president was to circulate a “draft” for closing G’itmo in a year. Being ever the patriot, well at least when he’s not calling for America to cut and run from a conflict nearly won or calling US fighting men murderers, Jack the ample @ss Murtha has signed up his own western PA district up to accept the murdering bastards currently held at G’itmo.

I’m sure the jihadis will feel right at home with Jack the dumb@ss Murtha as their congressman. I’m sure western PA’s who voted to keep this waste of spermicidal tissue in office are also excited about being considered for as the new home for jihadis interested in destroying America. And quite frankly, if America is to be destroyed, Murtha’s district would be the perfect place to start in my opinion.

But wait, there’s more hope-n-change for jihadis. The Washington Times is reporting that Obama will close all of the CIA’s “black sites” (is that racist?). No Al Sharpton, CIA “black sites” are not some relic of a segregationist past. The so-called “black sites” are where the CIA and European security services are believed to have interrogated terrorist suspects.

We can’t have that in the era of hope-n-change. Better to let the jihadis systematically destroy America rather than exercise some modicum of common sense to protect America.

And in a last bit of hope-n-change for our jihadi friends our Dear Leader has decided that nothing outside the Army Field Manual for interrogation will do for gallant Islamo-terror-fascists trying to blow up America. So if you’re an interrogator, you could be in trouble if you don’t offer the jihadis crumpets and cream and sugar with their coffee or tea.

But hey, with Mrs. Clinton confirmed as Sec. State and tax cheat Geithner headed to Treasury at least this administration is taking seriously the “ethics” piece of paper the Dear Leader signed yesterday.

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