Monday, May 11, 2009

Andrew Dice Clay to add class to next year's WH correspondance dinner with a bit on First Daughters

Holy cow who knew Libs had as sense of humor? Well at least a tacky one and only when it is directed at a conservative. There was some dim witted fully black woman on stage Saturday night to poke fun at America’s first half-black Dear Leader. So the fully black woman starts cracking on the half black Dear Leader’s drug problem saying “I hope his kidney fails.” Hilarious!

Huh? The joke wasn’t about the Dear Leader’s admitted go round with pot and cocaine? It was about Rush Limbaugh’s go round with prescription pain killers. Hmmm, seem to me it would have been a whole lot funnier were it directed at the admitted pot smoking cocaine snorting Dear Leader. Funny the MSM poked fun at George Bush for being a druggie without a shred of evidence to prove it but now not a word about drugs in the White House since an admitted pothead and cocaine snorter occupies the Oval Office.

Actually, there’s probably a whole line of Jeff Foxworthy’s, You might be a redneck if… Only the bit would be, “You might be a former crack head if…:

You might be former crack head if…:
You sat in Rev. Wright’s “church” for 20 years and DIDN’T know he was a stark raving mad racist.
You got a house from Tony Rezko and DIDN’T know he was criminal thug.
You’re married to a woman who has a $300,000 a year no-show job and she still thinks America is down right mean country.

You might just be a former crack head if…
You hire a tax cheat to...drum roll...collect taxes.
You think it’s a good idea to fly a 747 jet over NY City at 1,000 feet for a photo op.
You chose Slow Joe get into your fall out shelter and don't come out until I sound the "all clear" signal Biden as your VP.

There’s about an hour and half of material for the Dear Leader’s boneheaded mistakes as a result of being a former crack head. You know:

You MUST be a former crack head or an imbecile if…
You think it’s OK to kill a baby born alive after a botched abortion.
You think Osama bin Laden is just misunderstood because he bombed the Pentagon like other buddy Billy Ayres.
You think people will continue to bust their humps to make a living when the government takes 50% of what they make to “spread it around” crack whores and pimps pissing themselves in an alley somewhere.

There were a couple of other off-color, can we still use that term, “jokes” about political opponents’ children and a fall down funny bit about the Scare Force One photo op over NY City. I can’t wait until Andrew Dice Clay does his bit using the First Daughters at next year’s event. No doubt the classy press corps will eat it up and take all in the manner in which it was intended.
Now for some real humor, CBS golf analyst David Feherty wrote this in support of George Bush moving to Dallas:

"From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this though," Feherty wrote toward the end of his column.

"Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death."

Of course Feherty apologized for the funny and wholly accurate report.

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