Thursday, May 14, 2009

Dear Dope dopier than usual

In the biggest reversal since the French abandoned the Maginot Line, the Dear Leader said yesterday that he would fight the release of photographs showing “the abuse of terrorism suspects.” Hmm, that’s an oxymoron if ever there were one. Abuse of terrorism suspects? How would that be possible?

Anyway, the supposedly brilliant Dear Leader finally got a clue on what everybody in the world has known since Lynndie England became a household name as a result of the Abu Ghraib frat party photos. Releasing anything but kindness and milk statements about the “religion of peace” will only get you more murder and mayhem than usual from the practitioners of the religion of perpetual pissed-offedness.

But rather than saying, “this is a breech of national security and I won’t allow,” the Dear Dope said, “"In fact, the most direct consequence of releasing them, I believe, would be to further inflame anti-American opinion and to put our troops in greater danger." Which is like drawing a carton of Mohammed or something for the man made disasterist who populate the Islamo-Terror-Fascists ranks. The logical question to the Dear Leader’s in artful statement is, “If it’s going to inflame anti-American opinion and to put your troops in greater danger, what are you hiding you? Bet it’s even worse than we thought.”

So, after the damage was done, the Dear Dope made another U-turn and umm-ed and uh-ed his way to saying that there was nothing particularly damaging about the photos. What a dope! Then release them moron. Then we’re back to the 12 o’clock hour of our circular argument that the photos might cause harm to the troops. Idiot doesn’t even begin to describe this dolt.

NOTE TO DEAR LEADER: The fact is there isn’t anything that isn’t particularly damaging about anything when dealing with these nut jobs. For these pieces of excrement, everything and anything can be twisted into a justification for sawing some innocent’s head off. And if you think you are going to curry favor with these nut jobs by pissing all over your predecessor and America, you’re as nutty as they are. It will only mean that they’ll kill you last.

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