Friday, May 08, 2009

Stress, ammo and lying

Stress? What stress? Just print more money.

Uh oh, 10 of the 19 biggest banks are under stress. They need another 75 BILLION to relive the stress. The banks, pining for some old-time capitalistic nostalgia, believe they can raise the money privately. If not the administration has promised to crack down on the tax cheats currently employed in Treasury to raise the money for the banks.

The geniuses who applied the stress to the banks – the same geniuses who got us into the mess in the first place by the way – say it’ll cost 599 billion dollars if the banks begin to fail in a worsening economy. 599 billion? Why should that be a problem? Wouldn’t we just print that much more money up and…wah-la problem solved.

I’m putting all of my money in something sure to gain value – ammunition. You think it’s funny, but go out and try to buy a box of .45 cal acp.


Clear case for keeping more ammo

Speaking of ammo, the things you see when you don’t have your .45. Go here and if this doesn’t send you scurrying to your trusted firearms dealer few things will.

What I don’t get about this whole thing is, how is a bunch of nut jobs looting a grocery store hurting Israel? The goods have obviously already been paid for so the only one getting hurt is the store owner. And isn’t there just a bit of irony in people stealing goods to protest Israelis “stealing” land?

I’d love to see a few JDL guys show up in overcoats and fedoras and start cracking heads. The JDL is probably banned in France.


Not only is she a moron, she’s a lying moron

Expect to see code pink protesting outside the Speaker of the House's office with signs that read - Nanny Lied Terrorists Cried. Turns out that the stupid, doltish, buffoon of a (g)assbag is a lying stupid, doltish, buffoon of a (g)assbag.

Playing to the nutroots who are the base of the Demo-Dope party Nanny Peloser claimed she “knew nothing” – say that using your best Sgt Shultz voice from Hogan’s Heroes – about the CIA waterboarding of terrorist murderers. Turns out she did.

So now faced with a lying moron beeotch heading up their own party, the Demo-Dopes are saying the real problem was that not enough people knew the details of what the CIA was doing. The CIA briefings on enhanced interrogation methods was limited to the heads of the House and Senate Intelligence Committees – insert one 10,000 oxymorons here. So to solve the problem of Peloser being lying scumbag, Peloser and others are considering reforms that would assure a more open process for all committee members.

Hey if you can’t count on four lying dirt bags, why not bring in 15-20.

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