Friday, September 07, 2012

The empty chair leaves the stage, we're all empty chairs now

The DNC Freakshow: The Weird, The Bizarre, The Unnatural Parody

UPDATE:  In the last paragraph of this post, Lex warns not to fall for LamSteamers, fake polls and manipulated unemployment numbers.  Right on schedule the fake unemployment numbers come out that reveal a .2% drop in unemployment to a still pathetic 8.1%.  BS!  A lousy 96,000 jobs were “supposedly” added to account for that drop.   BS!  The workforce of a nation of 300 million cannot be budged by let alone dropped by .2% by a measly 96K.  Then take into account that same report revised downward by 41K the number of jobs reported in Jun and Jul.  That means a net job growth of 55K has moved the needle .2%.  I say again, BS!  It cannot be.

Thankfully, mercifully, alleluia, it’s over! The freak show known as the Democratic National Convention began with tribute to woman drowning, crime scene fleeing, lying, arrogant, bloated, drunken (g)assbag Teddy where’s my neck brace Kennedy and ended with lying, arrogant, waif Little sail eared Barry. In between there was Moochelle taking a break from vacationing, a fake Indian, a real rapist, a professional college slut, a Cambodian war hero, an illegal alien, a turncoat, and the man so dim and so obtuse he started his speech telling us his dead father respected Little Barry. Not bad except for the fact that his old man, who apparently judged people by their budgets, died in 2002 long before Little Barry made a blip on the political scene. Yeah, long before the little punk started prying open sealed court records.


Having solved the problems of the rising oceans and having cooled the Earth, elephant ears’ promises of 2008, in 2012 Little Barry has set his sights on more Earthly ambitions. Jug ears says if you trust him for another 4 years, things will really get going. If you can stomach it, the speech can be found here preceded with a blow by blow of the lies contained therein.

Take aways
It’s been over a decade since philanderer, groper, rapist, and exposer Billy boy Clinton’s sexcapades dominated the news. I think it would be worthwhile for some Republican Pac to, uh excuse the pun, “expose” the former president for the creepy letch that he is to younger voters who missed what a total miscreant he actually is. Given the state of public schools, younger voters probably have very little idea of what a user and abuser he really is. Yeah, I know. That’s a resume enhancement among Dopes.

With the conventions over, the media and all the pundits will be focusing on three brain dead “undecided voters” left in the country. If I were Frank Luntz, here’s the fist question I’d ask my focus group of “undecided voters,” “How can you be so stupid?”

Yesterday Lex thought the shenanigans on the floor of the Dope convention to, excuse me for this, reinstate God into their platform could be used against the Dopes. Fearless FL Rep. Allen West has already got a pretty good ad using footage from the floor fight. It can be found here.

LameStreamMeida would have us believe, after that stellar convention, most accurately described in the opening of this post, that the election is over and Little Barry is going to sail onto his second term. These fools live in a bubble. Don’t believe them, their manufactured polls, manipulated unemployment numbers or anything else. Little Barry and his jerk of a VP are in serious trouble. Until those last three “undecided voters” decide. It’s on.

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