Thursday, October 25, 2012

Ben Ghazi: the guest who would not leave

Some guy named Ben Ghazi is causing Little Barry and his @$$clown administration all kinds of problems. Ben blew up in Little Barry’s face as if he were exploding candles on Little Barry’s “we have al Qaeda on the run” party cake on 9-11-12.


Despite lapdog media hints for Ben to leave Little Barry’s victory party, Ben refuses to go. In fact Ben went over and peed in Little Barry’s party punch bowl. The lapdogs have Ben surrounded and are trying to keep him out view hoping nobody will notice him and pretending the party is proceeding just as planned.

Uh oh, Ben’s on the gift table taking off his clothes while singing Macarthur Park slightly off key. The lapdogs respond with a, “quick everyone outside for free drinks and a steak dinner.”

The “world’s smartest woman” Shrilldabeast Clinton has claimed that the newly released State Dept. e-mails that called Benghazi a terrorist attack two hours after it started just demonstrate how “fluid” the situation was. So fluid in fact that she and her incompetent boss decided that whole thing was due to a protest of a video that was never mentioned.

That’s fluid all right. How did that conversation go?

Shrilldabaest: “Well we have reports that this was a terrorist attack by an al Qaeda affiliated group.”

Little Barry: “What? This is a protest in response to a video.”

Shrilldabeast: “No. It’s an al Qaeda terrorist attack. We have real time video of the assault.”

Little Barry: “Well if the intell is telling you that it’s a protest in response to a video, that’s what it is.

Shrilldabeast: “No. It’s a terrorist attack by an al Qaeda affiliated group.”

Little Barry: "OK then. Shrilldabeast, drink a quart of vodka then Get Susan Rice out there on Sunday to tell everyone that this assault was a protest over the video.”

Shrilldabeast: “Well OK then. After all, by the time I’m done with the vodka, the situation will be fluid.”

How can you say straight faced that the situation was “fluid” when your spokesperson went forth with the most fantastic lie on 5 Sunday shows? If the situation was “fluid,” why not just say, the situation right now is fluid? Why the BS lie? And why the “protest video” BS for which there was not one ounce of proof fluid, gas or solid?

Uh oh, Ben has come outside. He’s naked and covered in chocolate wearing a sombrero and cowboy boots and blowing a whistle. Do you think anyone will notice? Hey everyone! Look over here! It's a clown!  It’s Gloria Allred.

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