Friday, October 13, 2006

It's not over until the votes are counted

Well I guess conservatives won’t have anything pressing to do on November 7th. Might as well sleep late, put on a second pot of coffee, double up on Prozac and phone in sick, because conservatives are going to get creamed. That’s right. You heard it here for 50 millionth time. Disgusted conservatives, fed up with over spending, gangs of 14, Mark Foley and a deadbeat Republican congress are just going to stay home. It's over before the first vote is even counted. We know because the polls, MSM and pundits tell us.

According to the pundits, in addition to all of our disappointment with Republicans , we’d prefer higher taxes, endless investigation and impeachment hearings, retreat in the war on terror, guaranteed civil rights for Islamo-terror-fascists and an idiot like Nancy Pelosi standing third in line to succession to the presidency. So we’ll just stay home and not vote. Who needs the Supreme Court, congress or the presidency if this is all we’re going to get for our trouble.

Well politics is the art of the possible. And yes it is possible for things to get much worse if we just throw up our hands and quit. So vote. Write a letter to the editor. Send $100 to the RNC. I’d send $10,000 if it’d guarantee that I’d not be faced with a caterwauling nit-wit like Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House.

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