Monday, July 27, 2009

People begin to see Dear Leader as the dope he is

Lex began referring to B-HO as the Dear Leader after his inauguration because he was like North Korean Dear Leader and president for life Kim Jung Il. Everywhere he went people cheered and there was not one word of dissent anywhere - most notable for their absence of criticism of the Dear Leader were the MSM who job it is to examine and when necessary and appropriate be critical. The only thing that was missing was a stadium card show that the NoKs are so famous for.

Now six months of gaffs and missteps into his term and the people are beginning to discover maybe this dope didn’t rise on the third day. Most people thought that the stimulus was a waste of money and even those who thought it was a good idea knew that it should have at least have been read by politicians before passing congress. Now the stimulus is out there but unemployment is still on the rise so the Demo-Dopes start talking about a second stimulus even though over 90% of the first one yet to be spent. A majority smell a rat.

Then along comes Judge Sotomayor, apparently a wise Latina woman who happens to be a racist bigot. But she is the best the Dear Leader could do for a nominee for the Supreme Court. When her words are splashed all over talk radio, Fox and Drudge a plurality of Americans agree that maybe she doesn’t have the right temperament for the highest court in the land. But nothing can shock the conscious of compliant Republi-Rats like Lindsey Ghramnesty. So she will sail through and sit on the bench waiting to rule against a white guy because she thinks she is so much smarter.

Then along came Dear Leader care and another bill in excess of 1,000 pages that we again needed so badly that nobody had time to read the thing. But when talk radio discovered that the bill contained all sorts of racial perks and preferences, people to say whoa. Hold on there fella. So the Dear Leader began a Brittany Spears like summer concert tour to drum up support for a stupid idea. And just like a Spears tour, only the faithful showed up. People smell a huge rat here and public opinion is against any government take over of health care.

Then most recently the Dear Leader spoke stupidly when he called police stupid for arresting a foul mouthed “college professor” for being disorderly. The Dear Leader spoke stupidly because primarily because he’s stupid but also because he didn't know what happened during the arrest. It’s no more complicated that that. Americans are beginning to see that all of the talk of the Dear Leader bring about post-racial period is utter bull$h!t. He spent 20 years listening to a race baiting moron every Sunday morning. He appointed a race baiting moron to the Supreme Court. And last week he demonstrated that he himself is a race baiting moron.

Now people are seeing the facts of the college professor’s arrest. They know the Dear Leader should have just shut his suck. Then the police rallied behind the arresting officer. Then the drip, drip, drip of what a racist jerk the professor was being to the officer began to surface. And only then does the Dear Leader decide he better have everyone over for beer to smooth it all out.

People are beginning to wake up to fact that the Dear Leader is a racist dope. His approval has fallen precipitously to below 50%. So in honor of the American people finally waking up the Dear Leader will now be known as what really is the Dear Dope.

Note to reader: Dear Dope may be abbreviated from time to as DD or D2. In addition to Dope The second D can stand for, doofuss, dolt, dip$h!t etc.

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