Friday, April 06, 2012

Finally, the P-BO on Augusta - that should settle it

Having solved the Trayvon Martin shooting before he knew any of the facts, much as he did when reported that the cops acted stupidly when they checked out a man breaking into a house, the P-BO is getting to the bottom of membership issues at Augusta. The P-BO is pandering, as always, this time to the gals. His propaganda minister, the appropriately named Jay the Carney barker said the P-BO:


believes women should be allowed to become members of the all-male Augusta National Golf Club.

Perfect! Let the skinny sail eared little know nothing start his own golf club for women that will rival Augusta. As with everything else in this nit wit’s life, that of course is not possible, unless a group of men smarter and more accomplished than he did it for him and allowed him to take the credit.

If this SFB thinks he can throw out the religious freedom part of the First Amendment by forcing the Catholic Church to pay for contraception, abortion et al, he probably thinks there is absolutely NOTHING to stop him from trashing the freedom of association portion by directing his (g)assbag HHS Sec under the guise of “women’s health” to force Augusta to allow women to join, with no membership dues, free contraception, meals and drinks and a guarantee that a woman will shoot the low score on the course everyday for the next 250 years to make up for past discrimination. (Yeah, that’s probably a run on sentence, but I don’t have time to fix it.)

When I was in high school, I wanted to join the National Honor Society. No go. Some petty requirements about grades, character, community service etc. There was absolutely no room for a mediocre class clown in that organization. Any way, talk about discrimination! A bunch of over achieving egg heads who thought it was juvenile pranking the Ag teacher ruined my life. Who knows where I’d be right now if the NHS had not discriminated against me? I don’t know but probably not in my PJs pounding out some pointless blog rant. Bastards!

Now all I want to do is drive a NASCAR, but those discriminatin’ bastards won’t let me in either.

Enough of this. Have a holy and blessed Easter.  He IS alive.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I remember a few years ago talking to a guy in Georgia about this. His uncle works at the Augusta course. Who does not women members? The wives of the existing members that's who. The women wanting to be members have a hard row to hoe. They have to convince the rich male members AND their rich wives. Not that there could be any gold diggers hanging around the pro shop needing a sugar daddy. Good Luck. The Griffin.