Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Send Ozzie to Havana to manage

I looked it up.  Seriously, there was Ozzie guillen's picture included with the word "idiot" as an illustration.


The face of a clueless idiot
id•i•ot [id-ee-uht] (See photo)
noun
1.  Informal . an utterly foolish or senseless person. Such as any free man who loves Fidel Castro, i.e. Ozzie Guillen.

2. Psychology . (no longer in technical use; considered offensive unless used to describe Ozzie Guillen who truly is an idiot for being in love with a mass murdering communist bastard.) a person like Ozzie Guillen who is of the lowest order in a former and discarded classification of mental retardation, (making a come back in polite circles to describe people like Ozzie Guillen, Eric the wad Holder, the P-BO and other Demo-Dopes) having a mental age of less than three years old (that’s charitable in Guillen’s case) and an intelligence quotient under 25.

Origin:
1250–1300; Middle English < Latin idiōta < Greek idiṓtēs private person like Ozzie Guillen with no semblance of a brain, layman, person lacking skill or expertise, or knowing when to STFU, equivalent to idiō- (lengthened variant of idio- idio-, perhaps by analogy with stratiōtēs professional soldier, derivative of stratiá army) + -tēs agent noun suffix

Related forms
id•i•ot•ic, adjective

Synonyms
1. fool, half-wit; Ozzie; Guillen; Ozzie Guillen; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull.

Sentence use
That poor child is dumber than Ozzie Guillen.
I thought the P-BO was just a dumb@$$, but now I see he’s dumber than Ozzie Guillen.

Guillen, of course, should be fired as purely a business decision. It’s the Miami Marlins and their dumber than a hoe handle manager, the face of the club, loves Fidel Castro. That will alienate a rather large percentage of your fan base. Of course you could make up part of the loss through marketing Marlin jerseys with the name F*%K OZZIE or COMMIE LOVER on the back.

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