Dopes push min wage, refuse to pay themselves

Esplane dis Lucy, Dopes want the Feds to increase the minimum wage to $10.10.  All across America Dopes want to increase the min wage much more.  In Oakland, CA they want $12+ an hour.  In Portland the Dopes have worked a deal to increase the min wage to $15.  Simultaneously, Dopes want to bring tens of thousands of uneducated, unskilled criminals (a 98% Dope voting block if ever there was one) into the country. 

So now you’re the manager of a chain restaurant in Portland.  You can hire Marquise for $15 an hour.  You can hire Hector for $8 an hour.   The two chains up the street have already laid off J’Kamphry and De Lawford to hire Juan and Jose.  What do you do?

No.  I don’t think the names are racist.  You’re the racist for assuming anything based on the names alone.  In my mind “J’Kamphry” is white, male, heterosexual Christian fired because he failed to check his white, male, heterosexual, Christian privilege.  Hector is a biracial, transgendered, bisexual polytheist hired solely because he covered all 300 diversity tests established by the chain’s HR department – that and “it” was willing to work off the books for $8 an hour.  So there.

But hey if Portland and Oakland want to destroy their economies I’m all for it.  An unintended consequence of increasing the min wage will be that the “black lives matter” crowd will have fewer and fewer brunches to disrupt because honest restaurants will be closing.  If Portland thinks $15 is an honest wage - fine.  What I do not get is the feds stepping in.  Dopes across America make the point.  Oakland Dopes think the min wage needs to be $12 something.  Portland Dopes think it should be $15.  What the hell is wrong with those stingy money grubbing neo-cons in Oakland?

I think anyone who votes or is a registered Dope should be paying $25 an hour for everything.  When you get in a cab, you have to give the cabbie $25.  Then pay the fare.  You sit down at a restaurant, you have to pay the server, the hostess, the bar tender and the cook each $25 then pay the bill.  Com’ on man it’s only fair.  Practice what you preach. I do.  I bitch about how much everything cost and look for a bargain.  Dopes should be out looking to “spread their wealth” around. 

The big problem with this solution is that Dopes are almost 100% hypocrites.  Take fat pant load AlGore – please.  This clown has a bigger carbon footprint than the entire state of Wyoming, yet he’s made hundreds of millions of dollars off the warming scam.

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