Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Yes everything is just fine with the world


 
I’m pretty sure Lex opined that if the only requirement for “marriage” was “love” you’d soon see things like this. If Bruce, Steve and Harlan can get “married,” can bestiality, incest, polygamy, marrying the dead, a plant, a car etc. be far off?  Can a man marry a person just because he loves that person irrespective if the other person loves him?  I know it sounds stupid as hell, but two dudes getting married sounded just as stupid not that long ago.  Now three are getting married.  No that’s not a slam on homosexuals.  It’s just the truth.  If the only criterion for marriage is love, there can be no bounds to who can marry who or what.  If you follow the Beatle’s logic, “all we need is love” for marriage this is what you’ll have.

Black brunch sucks
If you want to avoid the “black lives matter” protesters from disrupting your breakfast, don’t combine it with lunch.  If you do “brunch” you’re playing right into their hands.  Get your azz out of bed and go to breakfast.  If you’re done by 11 -11:30am the lowlifes will just be rolling out of the sack and you can get home before the bums give up looking for their car keys after remembering the car got repossessed a week ago. 
What’s hilarious to me about this whole thing is the priceless look on the lib white privileged faces.  I suppose 90% of Portland, OR vote went for The Empty Suit.  Now they are the target of The Empty Suit's organized mobs. 

From the YGBSM file
After dismissing ISIL as the JV, the world’s most narcissistic azzbag clown – The Empty Suit himself – said, “ISIL is a direct outgrowth of Al-Qaida in Iraq which grew out of our invasion, which is an example of unintended consequences, which is why we should generally aim before we shoot.”  Using The Empty Suit decoder ring, let me translate, “Uh, lemmebeclear.  I’m half black.  You can’t be blamin’ me for nothing.  It’s all that honky Bush’s fault.  Now let me get back to something important – copying Dick Vital’s bracket for my TV March Madness interview.

This wannbe Commander in chief lost Iraq.  After all of our lost blood and treasure in Iraq the Iranians now have more sway in Iraq than America.  90.9999% of that is The Empty Suit’s fault.  The wannabe generals too busy sucking TES’s azz to do their job bear the other 9.0001% of the blame. 
Conspiracy theory #04 -15
Iran’s emergence as the major broker in Iraq and our acquiescence to their nuclear ambitions in the disguise of an “executive agreement” on that program are all part of the TES plan to subvert Israel and America.  They are NOT events occurring independent one from the other.  They are both part of the excrement smear’s plan for the Middle East.

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