Wiley E. Coyote has an Acme anvil ready to fall PDJT’s head

Wiley E. and his Dope buds are sure they have PDJT this time with another of their can’t fail schemes.  This one involves lying shyster lawyer Michael Cohen on Acme rocket roller-skates chasing PDJT toward a fake tunnel painted onto solid rock where PDJT will crash full speed into the rock, the force of which will trigger an Acme anvil to fall several hundred feet onto PDJT’s already flattened body.  Brilliant. It cannot fail this time.

Here’s how this ends.  PDJT will somehow pass through the fake tunnel.  Michael Cohen and Boob Nifong Mueller will be flattened by the force of their rocket roller skates propelling them into solid rock which will trigger the precariously perched anvil to fall and further flatten them.  Then a racing train will come through the fake tunnel and run over the already twice flattened BS artists.

The MSM and the usual band of #NEVERTRUMPers are absolutely giddy with anticipation of finally getting PDJT.  Wow.  Here’s what they are hanging their case on:  Cohen pleading out for lying about the dates of a legal business deal that didn’t go through.  Phew, devastating.  I just don’t know how PDJT will defend himself and survive the plea deal from a serial liar lying about a deal that didn’t happen.

People do stupid things then expect everyone to understand and compensate for their stupidity
There’s an old joke about a black couple who named their Daughter Shithead (Pronounced as Shi-theed).  When someone gives their child a name that has to be followed by “pronounced as” those parents screwed up and condemned their child to a life time of mockery.

Some woman named her daughter Abcde (here we go, pronounced as Ab-city).  It’s like an art teacher I once had who named her dog, Dee-O-Gee.  Get it? D-O-G.  Dog.  Get it? That’s clever.  It probably never caused the dog a problem.  Maybe there’s another student of hers who named her daughter Kay-I-Dee.  Get it? K-I-D.  Kid.  Get it?

If the woman wanted her kid to go through life with a name pronounced Ab-city, why the hell not just spell it that way? Why Abcde?  To be a F**k, plain and simple.  But it doesn’t F-with the woman.  It condemns the woman’s child to lifetime of BS.  It’s not anyone’s fault in the world that looks at Abcde and cannot come up with the pronunciation Ab-city any more than someone would look at the word Dog and fail to come up with the pronunciation Dee-O-Gee. 

The big difference is the dog doesn’t give a f**k, but the child and her mother for some reason are offended when people can’t figure out their stupid inside joke. You have brought all this BS on yourself and sadly your daughter.  If you are going to engage in stupid inside jokes don’t be offended when outsiders cannot figure it out. But for some reason the woman and the daughter get offended when people look at them with a WTF look about how they are supposed pronounce Abcde.

Then there’s the case of Prince.  Prince was tired of the name Prince.  So he legally changed his name to a symbol and became known as “the unpronounceable symbol of the artist formerly known as Prince”.  Shortly thereafter the unpronounceable symbol of the artist formerly known as Prince changed his name back to Prince. Mission accomplished - months of hype over nothing.

Hopefully when Abcde becomes of age she’ll go to the courthouse and clean up her mother’s desperate call for attention.

Lex, why are freaking out over this?  I’M NOT F-ING FREAKING OUT!!!!! IF WAS FREAKING OUT THIS POST WOULD BE IN ALL CAPS AND LITTERED WITH F-ING F BOMBS.  F-OFF!!!