Tuesday, May 20, 2008

We can't be eating as much arugula as we want

B-HO: "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK"

When I first saw this on Sunday, I thought, it had to be a mistake. It’s not. B-HO was rallying his eco-nut supporters in OR when he uttered this non-sense. This is dangerous stuff. YOU can’t drive YOUR SUV. YOU can’t eat as much as YOU want. YOU can’t have YOUR thermostat set at 72 degrees. Libs of course can do whatever they want because after all, we know that what they tell us to do will in no way affect their own behavior.

And I’ll guarantee you this, B-HO’s answer to this problem will not be to lift “other countries” up to America’s standard. His answer will be to tax into oblivion any American who eats when and what he wants, drives what he wants and keeps his family warm in winter. B-HO’s answer will be to bring America’s standard of living down to that of the “other countries.”

B-HO will be like your mom turning down the thermostat as she walks by in her sweater and while asking, “Who keeps turning this up?” Mom was doing it to save the family a few pennies here and there. B-HO is doing it because he, like his never been proud of America wife, is embarrassed by American success and ingenuity.

B-HO would rather Americans stay home all day and go to bed hungry in a cold house than to have some Euro weenie tisc tiscing us for our consumption. As such he will be taxing everything from arugula at the whole foods market to the gas that goes into anything other than a 50 MPG B-HO approved tin can.

When American hi-way deaths mount as a result of the tin-cans hitting butterflies, B-HO’s response will be, “Increased hi-way deaths are the least Americans can do for ‘other countries.’”

This guy is a DOPE!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I propose an Anti-BHO Day which would coincide with July 4th. On that day we would....
1)wear US Flag Pins on our lapels
2)wear a sidearm, read the bible for 10 minutes, and not feel bitter about it..
3)disconnect one plug wire from the engine of our SUVs and drive 500 miles as fast as 7 cylinders will go..
4)eat a whole chocolate cake..
5)not speak to any foreign leader of nutso IFT countries..
6)open all the windows with the air conditioning on full throttle..
7)buy more Exxon stock..
8)send a letter to my congressman (he is a man)asking we begin the Iraq Surge 2..
9)eat hot dogs and chili until I get sick so I can go to the hospital and recieve immediate world class heathcare not run by the government..and..
10)read the breaking news of the Barak-Oprah-Michelle love triangle

Great Day.

The Griffin