Thursday, April 29, 2010

All of this ID checking has to stop!

Good morning you violent racists, homophobic, world hating, gun toting, SUV driving, fried food eating, beer drinking, Bible thumping, redneck, trailer dwelling, unwashed white trash. Well that's pretty much how you must feel if you support the Tea Party Movement or the new AZ illegal immigration law. Seems every time someone comes up with some common sense measure, oh like say, enforcing the law, the left and their MSM butt sniffers label that common sense and anyone who believes it with every slur imaginable. Or they'll just use the shorthand knock out version of Nazi and Un-American if they don't have time or space for litany of epitaphs above.

I guess the left just doesn't know how many minds they have changed when geniuses like Sean Penn and Janean Garafolo label us in this manner. When I see an idiot on the other side railing against me and using such terms it sort of makes me think, hey maybe I'm on to something good here." I'd worry if Sean Penn came out and said, "You know, Lex has made a good point."

So ponder this imponderable. Today is one of the twice a year Vera Bradley sales at the Ft. Wayne Coliseum. Women from a 500 mile radius will descend on Ft. Wayne knocking each other over, risking great bodily harm in order to grab the last Vera bag that looks like every other Vera bag but yet is somehow different enough to risk jail time in a five way brawl for the bag.

Anyway, get this. In order to enter the Vera sale, customers must register and produce an ID. Those damn racists at Vera are profiling! You just know that everyone at this sale is going to be white. Where are the churchless reverends when you need them.

I'm organizing a protest. No ID! No justice! Wait that's not right. It sounds good but it sort of supports the idea of having to produce an ID. How about, "Nobody need NO ID!" It captures the whole Ebonics thing and gets the message across. I like it. And I need a rhyme. You can't buy no Vera; if you appeara, to be illega. OK, that one needs work.

And hell yes Lowe's is racists too. The other day was buying some stuff in order to support Jimmy Johnson's run for a fifth straight, or is it eighth straight, NASCAR title, when the racists clerk - who was black for crying out loud, what an Uncle Tom - asked for my military ID before she'd give me the 10% military discount! The outrage! Profiling pure and simple.

Oh and how about the racists at the YMCA? They are the worst racists ever. Everyday I have to produce my membership card which required a drivers licence to obtain. How can that be legal?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

January State of the Union address by P-BO explained the laser like focus on jobs that was to be a 24 hour per day quest. Healthcare, The Trade/Crap bill, Beat up Wall Street, and now the sourthern border infiltration by drug dealers, human trafficers, kidnappers, and low cost land scapers issue. So far everyone of these issues are addressed in a half-baked and half-assed way (okay, maybe a quarter-assed way). In everyone of these issues we have thousands of laws on the books. So if the feds file suit against Goldman why do we need a new bill passed that could stop Goldman in the future. Fraud is still fraud. Immigration reform? How many thousands of laws do we have? I cannot believe that we need a "new form" for a potential immigrant.The Trade Crap bill comes from the people that brought us a mercury laden light bulb with a nine page disposal procedure? The Griffin.