Wednesday, May 02, 2018

Do a Muller/PDJT show live with a studio audience


There are supposedly 40 questions Mueller wants to ask PDJT.  Whether 40, 400, 4,000 or 40,000 questions there are only four answers for PDJT.  PDJT should agree to sit one on one with Mueller for a half hour.  Before the interview starts, PDJT then hands Mueller a sheet a paper with the answers;

Answer 1:  There was no collusion between me and any Russian during the 2016 presidential campaign with the intent to alter the outcome of the election.  I am not aware of any collusion between my campaign staff and the Russians.  I am aware of several cases of the Shrillda the Hutt’s campaign colluding with the Russians.

Answer 2:  Under Article II of the US Constitution I can fire anyone in the executive branch for any reason.  How can firing Comey be obstruction when, after that firing, you received a lifetime appointment to investigate me for an unnamed crime?

Answer 3:  That question has nothing to with collusion or obstruction.  I’m not answering it.

Answer 4: I don’t know/remember?

So Muller asks question one:  What did you know about phone calls that Mr. Flynn made with the Russian ambassador, Sergey I. Kislyak, in late December 2016?

PDJT answers: I refer you to the answer sheet that I just gave you and specifically to answers #1, #3 and #4.  Next question.

This approach would eliminate the perjury trap which is the sole purpose of Mueller’s interview. So many think that there’s no way PDJT would ever do such a thing.  Well it is PDJT.  There’s probably as much chance that he will as there is that he won’t.

There’s another approach PDJT could take.  Go full on transparent.  Demand that the interview take place during prime time and be broadcast live.  Get Steve Harvey to MC the thing and have a two hour Super Bowl type pre-game hype for the show.  Have the interview take place on a game show type set with lights and two spinning wheels. 

At the start, Steve Harvey introduces the players.  Mueller’s side has 16 Demo-Dope lawyers.  So the intro goes like this:  A life-long Demo-Dope, maxed out political contributions to Gore, Kerry, Obama and Clinton, worked to limit free speech on campus and the internet and hates Trump with a passion, authorizes midnight raids on Republicans, once convicted a Republican for perjury because he changed his mind about who the greatest baseball player ever was, ladies and gentlemen please welcome Bob Mueller’s Deputy, and the country’s number 1 #NEVERTRUMPER Andy the perjury trap Weissmann.  And on it goes for Mueller’s entire team.  All the Dope connections and biases are pointed in each case.

Then Harvey introduces PDJT.  Once loved by Demo-Dopes when he contributed to their campaigns, now hated because he beat crooked Hillary like a drum, ladies and gentlemen the President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

There’s a flip of the coin.  Okay the special council and won the toss.  Let’s spin the Special council’s wheel.  The wheel is spun and lands on a number that corresponds to a question.  PDJT can then answer the question, use one of his three passes which allows him to pass on answering the question and having it removed from the board or use one of his three “call a lawyer” which allows him to call one of three lawyers standing by to answer. 

Then PDJ spins his wheel.  It lands on question.  And the Special Council’s lawyer has to answer PDJT’s question. 

The TV audience gets to phone in to up vote or down vote the answers.  A panel of four celebrity judges score the answers 1-10.  Those score are combined.  At the end of the show there’s a three minute shouting match between PDJT and Mueller that is scored in the same way.

Okay that’s just stupid.  But carrying the confrontation live might not be.    

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