Monday, February 04, 2019

Ralph, the Super Bowl and Jussie


Ralph Northam
Three things I am absolutely certain of:

I never posed in black face.

I never posed in a KKK outfit.

If someone said that they had a picture of me in either of those, my reaction would be to call them a G-damn liar, not apologize for the photo.

Case closed Ralph.  You made three runs at this thing. Only the original apology offer a plausible explanation.  Ralph, you – like your entire party throughout its entire history - are a racist f*ck.

Super Bowl
The games was fine.  The ads were not.  I do not need to be moralized to by the likes of Budweiser, the NFL, the Caligula, D.C. Compost* and other azzbag woke, scaredy-cat, virtue signaling, SFBs corporations more interested in pretending to be SJW than the greedy “super rich” bastards that the audience that they were targeting believes them to be.

What braindead ad guy says, “Hey lets sell Budweiser to global warm-mongers during the Super Bowl by featuring inefficient exorbitantly expensive wind generated power.”  A sceptic might think that such ads might better reach that target audience during Sunday public service programming on herbal gardening.

Mrs. Lex noted that these ads probably forget to consider the “analyze audience” step in swaying public opinion.  These ads used to be funny and fun.  SB LIII’s were just tedious, but at least they returned ad time to its original purpose, which is to allow a good time for a bathroom break. 

*Note:  Special note for the Caligula, D.C, Compost ad:  If you have to tell people that you’re not “fake news,” a la Nixon “I am not a crook,” you’ve probably already lost the argument.

As to the halftime show, it is something that I’ve never cared one hoot about.  SB LIII was no different.  The only thing that I question about the show is why all the woke F-s wanted the performers to boycott the show in support of Colin Kaepernick. WTF.  Why?  Did the NFL diss Kaepernick by not letting him perform his hit rendition of MacArthur Park at halftime?  Why does support for this washed up has-been fall to the guys playing guitars at halftime instead guys playing football during the game?  Why didn’t all the woke F-s demand a player boycott the Super Bowl in support of an idiot?

The odd case of Jussie Smollett
Here’s everything you need to know about this grinder date gone bad hoax.


1 comment:

The Griffin said...

Budweiser and wind turbines in the same commercial? Like putting ketchup on a banana split. They each have their place. But should never go together.