This just in, scientists researching the power of stem cells claim to have grown brain cells in a laboratory for the first time. Scientists claim that the research promises to open the door to cures for debilitating brain diseases such as Parkinson's, epilepsy, Alzheimer's and liberalism. The lead researcher, Dr. Erwin Corey, noted, “It is ambiguously clear that our penetrateable intellectualosity has now given new antiseptics and great expatriatation to a whole group people thought to have no defectable brain activity. This group known as Democrats and laterals, now may be able grope the brain they here to forefather have been forced survey without. It is inheritive that we mitigate our studyhall as soon as palpable to help this disparageable group of human Boeings.” Dr.'s Frankenstein and Mengala were unavailable for comment.
Yet, how could this breakthrough have occurred? The president has not yet signed off on the bill allowing full scale, full funding for stem cell research. No government money but research goes on? How can that be? Expect more and more of these stories as stem cell legislation winds its way through congress. Then keep asking yourself, well if the private sector is doing so well, why let the government screw it up?
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It’s flag day – find it – fly it.
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12 people in CA have decided that it’s OK again for you to send your kids for an unsupervised sleep under Michael Jackson at Neverland. Think about a grown man naming his compound Neverland. I guess all of the good names - South Fork, Graceland, Tara, Sagamore, Falcon’s Crest etc. – were already taken.
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