Wednesday, November 28, 2007

They're baaaaaaack

Like another bad Brittney Spears episode, Lyin’ Joe Wilson and his famous wife Valerie Plame are back in the news. First because Plame has written a book, "Fair Game: My Life as a Spy, My Betrayal by the White House." She could have quit at “Fair Game” because she was fair game. She was not a “spy” when State Department goofball and Uncle Fester look-a-like Richard the Dick Armitage outted her to Bob Novak. She displayed extreme poor judgment when she sent her creepy husband on a mission to Niger. He went and sipped green tea then came back and lied about his experience.

Now, former press secretary Scott McClellan is penning a book. Several paragraphs of that piece have been leaked stating that everyone in the White House including the president misled him on the Plame affair. I’m wondering if there is any context to those paragraphs that the MSM has chosen to leave out. Naww, they wouldn’t do that.

I was flipping through the stations the other night and Chrissie Mathews was on with some like minded neo-lib all a gag about McClellan’s book. Chrissie was actually thinking that FitzFong ought to reopen his investigation based on the pre-release of a few paragraphs of McClellan’s book. That’s pretty clear thinking.

Never during the segment did the name Sir Richard the Dick Armitage come up. Which, when you consider that it was the Dick who actually did the deed that FitzFong was hired to investigate and FitzFong knew it was Armitage from the start, seems a bit odd. But not really when you are dealing with the alternative universe thinking of the Chrissie Mathews’s of the world.

Oh yeah, it’s big sister’s birthday. No doubt she’s sleeping in with the day off from work. She’ll head out this afternoon for a full body massage and make over returning home just in time for the family to shower her with high end gifts before heading out for a show and an expensive night on the town and half a day off tomorrow.

It’s always fun to call her at work pretending to be an unbonded part time plumber looking for work.

Happy Birthday sis.

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