Rand Paul is throwing his hat into the 2016 presidential ring today. Word is that the Shrilldabeast will be throwing her pantsuit into the ring soon. They'll need a bigger ring. Is the Superdome available? They could just drape it over the top. I like Paul. He POs about everyone in Caligula, D.C. That’s a good resume starter. Paul also goes where Republicans traditionally fear to tread, college campuses and mino communities. I like his matter of fact way of laying waste to the Shrilldabeast. Of the two in the race so far, I prefer Cruz, but Paul will be a breath of fresh air.
The roach lying about azz whipping
Lex broke the real story about Harry the roach Reid’s New Year’s injuries. He got his azz whipped during rough sex with his homosexual prostitute lover when the prostitute supposedly “forgot” the roach’s safe word. As Lex pointed out at the time, getting beat up by your homosexual prostitute lover is about 800 times more likely than getting beat up by your exercise equipment.
Lex broke the real story about Harry the roach Reid’s New Year’s injuries. He got his azz whipped during rough sex with his homosexual prostitute lover when the prostitute supposedly “forgot” the roach’s safe word. As Lex pointed out at the time, getting beat up by your homosexual prostitute lover is about 800 times more likely than getting beat up by your exercise equipment.
Well Breitbart has taken the ball and
is running with it. First they actually
got a floor plan of the roach’s home and pretty much proved that the roach is
lying his worthless azz off with his BS story about an exercise accident. Now Breitbart is after the Capitol PD for the
security detail assigned to the roach to provide details about the time of theroach’s accident. Mind you nothing about
what happened. Just what time whatever
happened actually happened. The Capitol
PD is stonewalling Breitbart’s request. “The U.S. Capitol Police does not discuss
security or law enforcement sensitive information regarding the operations of
the U.S. Capitol Police, or the security of Members of Congress.” That of course is total BS. No one is asking about “operations.” They are simply asking what time it was when
the roach got his azz beat – by his exercise equipment.
Seems to me that the Capitol PD could issue a statement
that they responded to an incident at _____ o'clock. The reason the Capitol PD doesn't do that has
nothing what-so-ever to with “operations.”
It has to do with the time of the roach’s accident being totally consistent
with a late night homosexual liaison with a prostitute and totally inconsistent
with the turd biscuit’s BS about exercising.
California dreamin’ they had water
You have to love California. Every statewide office holder is a wacko lefty lib. So much so that they all arrive at the statehouse in the same clown car driven by their chief clown Moonbeam Jerry Brown.
You have to love California. Every statewide office holder is a wacko lefty lib. So much so that they all arrive at the statehouse in the same clown car driven by their chief clown Moonbeam Jerry Brown.
California has just enacted mandatory
statewide water rationing and are imposing fines of up to $500 a day for
“wasting” water such as a long shower.
No matter how bad things get, the dopes in California load up the clown
car election after election with the same clowns or new ones with the same bad
ideas. Better to let the state auger into
the deck at 10,000 MPH saluting diversity with a guy wearing a clown nose and
size 37 shoes at the controls, than to let the qualified guy wearing a pilot’s
uniform take a shot at a soft landing.
California is amazing. The whole damn state is like a house on fire
and everyone inside is so stoned that instead of calling the fire department or
trying to get out, they light up another joint and enjoy the light show. Why worry?
The government will take care of everything.
For their part, the clowns running house
decide the best thing to do is bring a million plus uneducated low-skill illegal
aliens into the burning house and give them all the free food and water they
want.
The Empty Suit’s bracket
I’d take a whole lot more satisfaction in Mitt Romney’s bracket (99th percentile) beating TES’s (40th percentile) like a drum if I thought for one second that TES had the discipline to focus for the 30 minutes required to fill out his own bracket. He doesn’t. I don’t know who filled it out for him. Given the epic fail of “his” bracket, it was probably the Ditz Sisters over at state. We’ll know for sure when TES announces someone leaving the administration to “spend more time with the family.”
I’d take a whole lot more satisfaction in Mitt Romney’s bracket (99th percentile) beating TES’s (40th percentile) like a drum if I thought for one second that TES had the discipline to focus for the 30 minutes required to fill out his own bracket. He doesn’t. I don’t know who filled it out for him. Given the epic fail of “his” bracket, it was probably the Ditz Sisters over at state. We’ll know for sure when TES announces someone leaving the administration to “spend more time with the family.”
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