Conspiracy theory #8
OK, I’ve got this figured out. Herman Cain and Marco Rubio are linked. Sure a Cain Rubio ticket would be fine, but that is not what I’m talking about. Anyone find it strange that the Washington Post does a series of negative stories on Rubio just as he is being mentioned by just about everyone as the odds on favorite for the VP slot no matter who wins the nomination?
P-BO, the great uniter, said this about Hispanics before the last election:
“If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, ‘We’re going to punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,’ if they don’t see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it’s going to be harder and that’s why I think it’s so important that people focus on voting on November 2.”
Then there was the Scrawny One Harry this war is lost Reid wondering aloud, “how anyone of Hispanic decent could be a Republican.” Yes I know Harry. I’ve often wondered myself how anyone with a brain could be a Demo-Dope. Happily, so few Demo-Dopes do have brains that it’s pretty much a moot point. Then as Rubio’s stock rises the comPost comes out with its hit piece.
Now, just as Herman Cain gains traction and takes over the lead in the Republican field, anonymous sources begin coming out of the wood work with unsubstantiated charges of sexual harassment. And as always with Demo-Dopes, it makes no difference what-so-ever whether or not the charge is true, what’s important is that a charge is made.
Pulling a couple of Dope quotes to support the Rubio part of this theory was easy enough but with Herman Cain you have so much material, you really are forced to cull the field for best ones.
Demo-Dope hit man and super hyper genius Harry Belafonte said this about Cain:
Day-O, Dayyyyyyy-O, Cain is a “bad apple” Day-O, Dayyyy-O, he has no authority to talk about “the pride of people of color” daylight come and I wanna go home.
The female equivalent of Belafonte, Janeane Gawdawfullo floated the double secret racists theory that went like this: Republicans can’t stand the current occupant in the WH because he’s black. So they are supporting a black guy in their primary so they can get the current half-black guy out and replace him with…uh, er...another all-black guy? Yeah, that makes sense. Totally. We may have a winner here. Let's compare. Where's that Slow Joe quote about spending money to keep from going bankrupt?
Then there’s Princeton professor Cornel West. Yes mom and dad send your kid for an Ivy League education and have them exposed to this nit wit at about $10,000 a minute. You could save a lot of money, and the kid would learn as much, if you just sent them off to clown school. West said Cain should “get off the symbolic crack pipe and acknowledge the evidence is overwhelming.” Evidence of what? Well apparently West ain’t buying in to Herman’s unspeakable crime of stating that America is still the best place in the world for people to get ahead by the sweat of their own brow. For West, America is still mired in a 1960s no make it 1860s style racism.
There are about ten more of these for Herman but we need to press on to the big close, which is:
Back in April, Dr. Walter Williams (the best Rush Limbaugh fill in host ever) or someone saying they were Dr. Williams, penned an article that the P-BO will win re-election “no matter what.” He bases that opinion on the fact that minorities, women, union thugs, college kids, the MSM, anyone getting a government hand out, etc. will turn out overwhelmingly and vote for the P-BO. Based on those demographics, there is no way for a Republican to win. Unless that is, there’s a Cain or a Rubio on the ticket to fracture the vote of one of those key constituencies.
The Dopes know that the only way for numbskull and D-bag to win is, not with a vision of a better America, but rather to divide Americans along racial and social economic lines. A Rubio or Cain on the Republican ticket shatters their paper thin electoral strategy. The same goes for a woman. Look at what they did to Palin and Bachmann.
Anyone who fractures the coalition must be taken out, plain and simple. And that Mr. & Mrs. America is what this is all about.