No worries! Chief Calncy Wiggum is on the case
Here’s what happened. Some guy named Kori Ali Muhammad shoots three white guys then yelled “Allahu Akbar” when arrested. So with that little bit of information, what conclusions might we draw? Well, according to Fresno police Jerry “Wiggum” Dyer, one conclusion that CANNOT be drawn is that Kori is an Islamo-Terror-Fascist. If you do, you are a racist Islamophobe. Except for his name, shouting Allahu Akbar and proudly displaying the hallmark of ITF azzbags - acting like a homicidal lunatic - there is not one shred of evidence that Muhammed is connected in any way, shape or form with murderous ITF bastards that display the exact same traits.
Chief Wiggum claims Muhammad’s attack occurred because Mo hated white people. Well doesn’t everyone? While Wiggum is absolutely certain that Mo is a racist, not a terrorist, Chief Wiggum has yet declare Mo’s murderous rampage a “hate crime.” Wiggum is reportedly researching if hating white people while killing them can reasonably be labeled a “hate crime”. After all, hate crimes are what white people do to other people NOT what other people do to white people. Besides, what better way to stamp out the scourge of “white privilege” than to kill all white people who such privilege?
I suppose the idea that a racist can also be a terrorist has never crossed Chief Wiggum’s otherwise super nimble – or is it simple - mind. What is more racist than ITFs? They are killing anyone and everyone who diverges one mil left or right of their 12th century way of thinking.
Georgia 6th District
Why do I get the feeling that listening to the Demo-Dope candidate in GA’s 6th District -Jon Osloff - claim of “victory” last night is like watching a guy spike the football in the end zone in the waning seconds of 4th quarter when his team is down by 40 points?
Osloff, who doesn’t even live in the 6th District, claimed his making it to a June runoff election was a “victory for the ages.” YGBSM. GA has jungle primary system. Everyone runs against everyone else (i.e. no separate party primaries). If no candidate breaks 50% of the vote, a runoff election follows. So the runoff could conceivably pit two Republicans or two Dopes against each other.
Osoff was the only Demo-Dope of note running with/against a dozen or so Republican candidates. He received about 48% of the vote. So the “victory for the ages” wasn’t even a victory, at least in the sense that Osoff was “victorious” in winning a seat in congress. He made to the final 2. So if simply making it to the Super Bowl – not winning it - is a win for the ages I guess 4 time Super Bowl losers the Buffalo Bills are the greatest team ever. Osoff is now the MVP of a team that hasn’t won a game in the last four years. Way to go Jonny. You’re doing a heck of a job.
All of that said, Paulie Walnuts, Mitch McConnell and the rest of the Rat establishment Republican "leadership" need emergency surgery to have the craniums removed from their azzes so that they can get Robertscare repealed and tax reform passed or 2018 is not going to turn out so well for them. Walnuts’ idea to boost congressional approval numbers is to take more days off.
Why not? After 7 ½ years of bitching about Robertscare and then failing to repeal it with a Republican house, senate and president, what are the chances that Walnuts et al are going to be able to figure it out in the next two years? The azzbags might as well go home and do nothing except cash their undeserved checks.