Tuesday, May 17, 2011

My take on...

The Newt

Clearly the most qualified guy in either field to be president. Now he doesn’t stand a chance. It was one of two things. A) He never really wanted to run but was encouraged by long-time friends and supporters and got in as not to let them down; or B) He’s just a dumb@$$.

I have to go with option A. How else can this implosion be explained? How could he say what the Newtster said less than one week into his candidacy if it weren’t some grand plan to exit the race early and get back to his Fox News gig? It defies logic that someone so smart could be so dumb.

But wait, there was that ad with Grand Nan Pelooser. Lex had predicted that the Pelooser ad would be the Newtsters demise. Turns out that Newt was Newt's demise.  But given that he sat with the hag in the first place, maybe option B isn’t that far fetched.

IMF Scumbag

How about this creepy guy from the IMF, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, assaulting a maid at a Times Square hotel? That was one crime, and one for which Mr. DSK should be locked up with Bubba for about 25 years so he can see what it’s like on the other end of rape.

But there is another crime. This self important bucket of horse pee, was reportedly staying in a $3,000 a night room. That’s a crime. He should be brought up on international charges for international theft. $3,000 a night! WTF (win the future)?

Whatever the good ol’ US of A is paying into the IMF should stopped until there is an ironclad rule that these slimy old Monty Burns look and act a-likes at the IMF will never be reimbursed for more than the cost of a stay at the Motel 6.

Get Paul Ryan on that one. Seems that would be one cut everyone would be on board with.  Except one. No doubt the Newtster will defend the IMF spending $3,000 a night for a creepy rapist to molest the hotel help.  After all, we can't have any of that right-wing social engineering, now can we.

The $3,000 a night room on someone else’s dime gives a pretty good look into what kind of people are running the IMF. Anyone who thinks that someone else ought to be putting him up in a $3,000 a night hotel room is a creep of the highest order. Any organization that would pay that amount needs to be run out of business.


Did anyone seriously think he was running anyway?

Cops can lawfully invade Indiana homes

Yeah, pretty much. The IN Supreme Dopes ruled that it was unlawful to resist the cops if they happen to wrongly invade your home. If you think that that is no big deal, look at this piece where Philly cops harass, arrest, turn lose and then re-arrest a law abiding citizen.

On the police side, Vic Macky heralded the ruling as “just the kind of latitude that we need to get our job done.”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I would like to see 20 repub candidates in the race until about January. The lib media with the long knives would go into overload. Like a school of fish distracts pedators. I can see MsNBC going into a meltdown. If 15 or 16 of the candidates make some left field remark once a week it is like the 3 year old with a new shiny toy. Gets lots of attention for one maybe two days. The two or three serious candidates would stay presidential. Newts' role should now is to be the lighting rod, take one for the team, then go fishing about Jan and write a new book in Feb to throw gas on the fire. How many times can they say each candidate is racist, will starve grandma while turning the earth into an Easybake Oven.
The Griffin.