Monday, May 02, 2011

Ding Dong the bastard's dead

Beelzebub has a new house guest this morning.

BEEZ: Ahhh, Usama. I’ve been waiting for you. Nice work.

UBL: Where are my virgins?

BEEZ: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh no. It doesn’t work that way. I have reserved an extraordinarily hot place for you right over here. Meet your roommate, Will.  Don’t try to get comfortable. It’s impossible, and it’s for eternity. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

UBL: Yagottabeshittinme?!

BEEZ: No. Not at all. But I will be $h!tting on you and using you as my sex toy from time to time. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

There will be a lot questions from the Libs that will need to be set straight.

How did all of this happen? Well, after closing Guantanamo, ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, bending and bowing to every king, sultan, theocrat, dictator and murderer in the Middle East and elsewhere, P-BO finally had built up enough credibility and good will among the world’s despots to get the information to allow the strike.

Uh, no. Not exactly. Following the pervious administrations policies, P-BO gleaned information from G’itmo detainees and other sources that allowed the strike to happen.

Certainly, Pakistan had to have helped us.

I doubt it. These two-timing back@$$ward dopes were giving UBL sanctuary for who knows how long. While it’s possible someone deep in the bowels of the Paki government assisted us, that guy is never going to come forward. The Pakis have been increasingly hostile to us. This action should prove to them that we don’t give a crap about their “fragile government” or their two-timing ways.

Well given this bit news on the “social experiment on diversity,” sanctioned by the lame brained, uh make that lame duck speaker Grand Fran Nan Peloser, the strike force must have been conducted by highly diverse group of men, women, gays, transvestites, white black, Hispanic, native Americans with a dwarf and a Pacific Islander thrown in.

No. That would be wrong. The strike was conducted by the most discriminating group of warriors in the history of the world, the US Navy SEALS. These guys - yeah guys, no, Demi Moore couldn’t make it in a 10,000 years - these GUYS make the Spartans look like the cast of Glee. They are the smartest most self-motivated bunch imaginable. And – they are 100% male, overwhelmingly white and Christian. It wouldn’t make any difference to a conservative if they were all left handed lesbian midgets if that grop could get the job done. It’s always the Libs asking for a quota and looking at skin color.

Well couldn’t they have taken UBL alive for Erik the wad Holder to try in NY City? Why did they have to shoot him? Sob, whimper, sob.

Yes they could have. I don’t care what anyone says, they were under strict orders to kill the murdering bastard, snatch his body and get out. UBL’s judge, jury and executioner was probably some Navy chief petty officer fluent in three languages who can shoot a fly off a pig’s butt at 100 yards with a 9mm pistol. He’s dead. Can’t wait for the Libs to start wearing UBL t-shirts on campus. Maybe Che on the front and UBL on the back.

Well won’t this cause a backlash among the practitioners of the religion of peace, aka, the religion of perpetual outrage?

Finally, you’ve gotten something right. But they would be backlashing about something anyway.

Well you have to admit that Lex was wrong when P-BO said he’d go into Pakistan to get UBL.

Uh, if that’s what he said, yeah, Lex would be wrong. I recall him saying he’d invade Pakistan. Most would agree that this operation was a far cry from an invasion and totally consistent with the previous administration’s way of doing business.

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