I’m pretty tuned out to the Neil Gorsuch
hearings. The main reason for that is
because I don’t care to waste my time listening to a bunch of brain-dead octogenarian
millionaire boobs trying to trip the smartest guy in the room up with stupid repetitive
questions. The only thing more insufferable
than a bunch of idiots preening for the camera doing their best impressions of Slip
Mahoney trying to act smart is a bunch of moral lepers who have made a career out
of lying and stealing from the treasury impugning the integrity of a decent
Typical line of questioning: Ah Majesty Gorsuch greetings and salvations to this here inquisition
into your disqualifications into your physically fitness to stand in a chair on
this here country’s udder mostest court in our sweet lands of liberalty. Now, and this here is very impotent, do yoos believe
that our Constipation is a living perspiring thing?
I don’t get this at all. How in the world can a law be malleable? Seems to me the law cannot be left to whims and
vagaries of individual judges. It seems to me legislation has no meaning if
laws are living breathing things left to the political leanings of every judge
in the country. That is a recipe for
chaos, which for the Demo-Dopes is mission complete.
How would you like to get into a game
of poker where the rules are a “living breathing” thing? So lemmesee, it’s a Wednesday in March so a
hand of a 2 of clubs, a 3 of hearts, a 9 spades, any diamond and a one eyed jack
takes the pot. Hoo Hoo! I win.
Hold on there pilgrim. It’s now
after 11pm on a Wednesday in March so my 8 of clubs, 4 of hearts, queen hearts,
king of diamonds and 5 of spades tops your pile of poo. No. No. No. You’re both wrong. This ain’t California. Those west coast rules don’t mean $h1t in
Ohio. Hey, guys I have 4 aces. Don’t I win?
Are you crazy? What do think this
is 2005 poker? That’s when poker had
rules. We playing under the 2017 living poker
I don’t know why we go through this
BS. I blame Mitch McConnell for
this. Hearings on Gorsuch should have
started 2 weeks after he was announced.
Opening statements should have been required in writing only for the
record. Why would anyone give these
lying azzbags more than 10 seconds for an “opening statement”? Questioning should have lasted 8 hours, and
they should have voted a month ago.
woman hear me quit
The US women’s hockey team is boycotting the championships over some “equal pay
protest.” Equal pay for equal work. Oaky. Do
they achieve equal ratings? Doubt
it. Case closed. Fire every last one of them. Disband the team the team. Burn the jerseys and equipment. Release a statement saying equal pay was not
the issues as the team knew what the pay was from the start. The plain simple fact is that this group of
women was scared $h!tless of their opponents and took a BS easy way out from a
series of extreme azzwhippin’s. What an
embarrassment. Good riddance. I wouldn’t have wasted one minute of my
valuable TV watching time looking at women’s hockey. And that ladies is why you don’t make as