Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Bonus coverage

Uh no thanks
Okay congress is as popular as a plague infected rat these day.  So Marco Rubio is sporting the endorsement of Trey Gowdy a member of despised body.  You’d think he’d take a page from Trump’s book and reject any endorsement from anyone with any connection to congress.

Dope city explodes while head Dope parties with commies
Rev? Al Not-So-Sharp-ton is calling for the resignation of Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel because Not-So is azzbag.  No wait that’s an auto fill.  Every time Rev? Al’s name comes up on this page Microsoft inserts “azzbag” somewhere in the sentence.  Makes sense, after all, Not-So-Sharp-ton is an azzbag.  But so is Emanuel.  Ahh another shortcoming of technology.

Rev? Al (azzbag #1)is calling for the resignation of Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel (azzbag #2) because azzbag #2 obviously covered up the investigation into the police shooting of Laquan McDonald in order to get past azzbag #1’s re-election.  Azzbg #1 is wrong – I know why bother pointing out that a dope who is perpetually wrong in the most spectacular ways about the most mundane issues.  But to paraphrase azzbag #1, point it out we much and we will much about that be committed – uh riiiight.

With his city on edge due his own self-serving azzbaggery, azzbag #2 took off to Cuba to rub elbows with his political kindred spirits – aka commie bastards.   While azzbag #2 was picking like-minded commie bastards in Cuba, Chicago had another police shooting of an innocent black person.

So azzbag #2 was going to return to Chicago “immediately,” no wait, this a backward commie country that does not have regular air service back to the US.  Smart move azzbag #2.  Your city is on edge so you arrange a vacation to a commie crap hole that leaves you stranded exactly when your city predictably explodes again. 

Saying there was another shooting in Chicago is like saying there's another day with crappy programming on TV.  It's a given.

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