Check your own damn privilage

I saw the above flyer is making its way around America’s college campuses, and it dawned on me there are a whole lot of privileged babies on campus exercising their privilege while demanding others “check” theirs.  So here’s a quick list of the privileges these college snowflakes ought to be checking.

If you got into this university because of the color of your skin and despite your poor academic record, check your privilege.

If you have a subsidized douche-phone, check your privilege.

If your family is living in sec 8 housing, check your privilege.

If you’re waiting on your EBT card, check your privilege.

If you’re waiting on your welfare payment, check your privilege.

If you think it’s okay for you to disrupt and prevent other people from speaking, check your privilege.  

If you think it’s okay to riot, burn and loot because a black thug got shot by police, check your privilege.

If you are so incredibly stupid and shallow that your ONLY argument to ANY ISSUE is to call your opponent a racist, or a homophobe, sexist etc., check your privilege.

If the lapdog MSM flies top cover for you, your bad manner, your criminal activities, your ignorance and your downright stupidity, check your privilege.

If you’re enrolled on campus and cannot speak the King ’s English, add a list of numbers, name the three branches of the federal government and/or find the Pacific Ocean on a map, check your privilege.

If you’re enrolled on campus in any major ending in “studies”, check your privilege.

If your enrolled on campus and are more interested in being a “social justice warrior” than getting a degree, check your privilege.

If you’ve never been challenged but rather simply been passed through your entire life because of the color of your skin, like The Empty Suit, check your own damn privilege.